As usual set my alarm for 5:30 and preceeded to snooze it relentlessly, much to my girlfriends disapproval, every 5 minutes until 5 minutes before i need to start work! Unfortunately my daily routine and journey to work take at best 45 mins!
Arrived at work late as per usual greeted by a not so happy fellow manager who'd managed to get to work on time....what a brown nose!
First job: scream down the intercom system 'coffeeee' hoping one of the girls would take pity on me and actually make me one without spitting in it or worse! Standard procedure I'm afraid.
Left work dead on 15:00 only to get stuck behind what I can only describe as the worlds slowest and worst driver in the history of british commuters! Have now decided all Honda Jazz drivers should be forced to take a variety of eye tests, spacial awareness tests and most importantly age tests to make sure they are capable of memory particularly the 'give way to the right on a roundabout' section!
Watched an episode of Dragons den after my ritual coffee and a fag break to rewarding myself for surviving the drive home! Turns out a business is not worth 2 million pounds just because in the last year its gross profits ended at 14 pounds 56 pence who'd have guessed it! Tw*ts....
Sadly addicted to i'm a celebrity get me out of here, partly down to Helen Flannigan being publicly nominated for every task available and partly down to there being sod all else on at that time!
Highlight of the day: the cat batting the dogs tail and ears endlessly until out of nowhere the dog loses it, face plants the cat as if on some kind of smack down wrestling show then going back to sleep on her bed infront of the telly!
Have decided after watching the gf demolish a while bar of aero mint flavour no less that my next stash of chocolate needs to be more thoroughly hidden if I am to put a stop to this!
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