Returned from work so find one of my cats emptying its bowels into the next door neighbours flowerbed then proceeding to fling it against the side of their house with his back paws at a rapid rate! Some of it even got high enough to grace their lower window with its presence!
So going well so far, now just awaiting the mrs to return from work and if all goes well decide she fancies making the chicken fajhitas we got out of the freezer this morning. Fingers crossed...
Turns out she didn't fancy cooking. To make matters worse while having a shave I decided it would be a good idea to trim the middle of my eyebrows a little, not that I have a mono brow but thought can't hurt to take care of myself hey! Well that was a mistake. Using my hair trimmers I carefully edged the fast moving trimmer blade in between my eyebrows but concentrating on the left hand side failed to realise the other end of the blade was completely shaving off approximately 2cn of my inner right hand brow! Shittttttt.
Now have a stupid looking head and a girlfriend who thinks constant mickey taking is clearly the best form of sympathy I currently need! So, looking forward to working tomorrow now. Or not as the case may be, bring on the ridicule sad times.
Over an out
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